Food, num-nums! And there was plenty of it, quite good stuff too, and all completely free. Every lunch and dinner I was going back up for thirds and fourths (if it's free it's meant to be! ;)

The chow was good but the desserts were even better hehe, and the ice-cream, oh man the ice-cream! This stuff was the yummiest ice-cream I've ever had; the strawberry tasted exactly like strawberry Hubba Bubba bubblegum! Once again, thirds and fourths for me hehe.

After bloating ourselves on the grub it was straight down to the bar for beer, wine, and cocktails - all completely free again. These poor bastards behind the bar had it hard for the four days we were there hahaha!

This was supposed to be a Blue Lagoon, but they'd run out of Blue Curacao and instead put some peppermint shit in there and it came out looking and tasting like mouth wash! There was alge in this lagoon, but my breath smelt good for the rest of the night! ;)

As day turned into night the groovy disco lights came out...

...as did the cheesy disco tunes and dancing hehe - terrible!

Superman appeared from out of nowhere at one point, hammered.

Some of my (drunk) colleagues hehe :)

I have to give a special shout out to the lady in red, Ann - our chief financial officer and my website's new biggest fan hehe. Hi Ann! :)

On the second night the resort staff put on a show for an hour with random skits and dancing etc. The guys on the left were doing a Maori dance of all things, and being the only Kiwi in the crowd (that I know of) I was probably the only one who really appreciated it!

It wasn't all partying and drinking though. On the second morning we all had to attend a compulsory two-hour presentation from the company president (although several people sauntered along up to 90 minutes late after the previous night's hard drinking), during which he called staff from each individual country's offices on stage for a quick run down of their current clients. There were only four of us from Scotland, and two of us weren't even Scottish hahaha! By comparison, the French got up and (being a French company) probably almost broke the stage with their numbers.